Tuesday 22 May 2012

Battle of the Daughters! Brooke Hogan V Ashley Flair

Flair and Hogan offspring
join rival companies!


WWE get a Woo-ful

Ashley Flair, getting messy with a wall.


WWE have signed Ashley Fliehr Johnson, to a WWE developmental contract.

Ashley is the daughter of WWE Legend, and two time WWE Hall of Famer, Ric Flair.



The Flair's have had no shortage of unwarranted media attention with the law, including their infamous family arrest.

Many see a Cody Rhodes and Ashley battle their fathers (Flair and Dusty) in a possible future angle.


Either way, Ashley needs to rely more on wrestling than just appearance i she is to survive the division.

Wooooooooooooo!




In March, it was revealed that Vince McMahon was interested in re-signing Ric Flair to lead the WWE Network project, as McMahon felt Flair, in his late sixties, is over with the audience and would establish worth to the new project, which is in turbulent waters already. In other words, Vinnie is waiting for Flair to be free to offer him a contract. Flair is waiting for that day. Flair's main draw is a "Woooooooooooooooo!" only.

Brooke Bombshell!
All Knockouts bow down to me.

TNA have signed Brooke Hogan to a contract. President Dixie Carter stated - "Brooke is NOT going to be a wrestler ... but rather an executive who will be tasked to develop female talent."
At Twenty-four (24), yes, Twenty-four years of age, Brooke will be teaching the TNA Knockouts how to wrestle and develop. If you want someone to develop female talent it is clear you need Max Waltham for that. Regardless, many believe Brooke, who shant be wrestling at all, received this position in favour of her father being in charge of TNA wrestling, alongside family friend and lifetime pal, Eric Bishcoff.
Sozzled
Brooke's father is wrestling legend, Hulk Hogan.


Dixie also mentioned that "Brooke is such a great talent who's really sharp and will make a great addition to the TNA family."

Brooke's talent was in the field of singing and the music industry, (unrelated to wrestling) where her record deals did not come to fruition successfully.



Brooke has also recently starred in a movie, called two handed shark, which also features her co-star and lead in teh film, Carmen Electra, where fans will be pleased to know Carmen gets her breasts out, as usual.

On the edge of my seat...

Ooh, Thrilling!


Looks like Brooke may have to do a Playboy shoot in the near future, because she doesn't seem to have many options left.


© Max Waltham 22nd May 2012

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