Showing posts with label TNA British Bootcamp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label TNA British Bootcamp. Show all posts

Sunday, 19 October 2014

Noam Dar wins TNA British Bootcamp 2!



Winner of British Bootcamp 2 

already crowned before series begins!


Tonight sees the return of TNA’s British Bootcamp, a pathetic attempt at trying to scour British wrestling stars for commercial television sales. Used by Dixie Carter to get some attention and nothing else, the show, which was an utter disaster in its ignorant first series, has opened the doors again.

As Wrestling Wonders previously revealed the TWELVE competitors in the series, we can EXCLUSIVELY reveal the winner off the show.

The winner will be cruiserweight Noam Dar, under current TNA plans. Dar has secretly been under contract with the company for way over six months and working in its developmental territory Ohio Valley Wrestling. (OVW) TNA plan to introduce him and make him win the show for his TNA contract to take effect on screen as a legitimate upgrade to entering the ring. They plan, once again as last year, to hire a number of cheap stars after the show ends to extra contracts, making a mockery of British Wrestling and the business as a whole.

Clueless Carter and her henchman Jeremy Bore-rash continue plans to steal and mock the British Wrestling scene, an already floundering scene built on sustained ignorance failing to develop. For TNA, the show may soon be over, though. With budget cuts, minimal rostered stars and an all-round idiotic way of managing business the company is clearly headed for turmoil. It even struggles to get television deals renewed from its regular providers.

Even its own staff including wrestlers on the payrole have issued concern with its direction and future under Carter’s leadership. Ring announcer Borash had also told people on the road not with the company that he was an owner of TNA. Carter continues to allow him free reign to further disregard the company to outsiders. Wrestlers who often receive low or no payment when due, waiting weeks and lack of good stories worry about the company as a whole. Many plan to leave if they have a stronger option waiting for them. Others looking to come in are wary to join a pitifully run ‘fun filled’ circus with no understanding of wrestling business deliverance. Jeremy Borash has also used bitter and personal attacks against industry experts and writers on Social Media, mostly Twitter, including against Wrestling Wonders in an unprofessional mood swing. It does not put the company in good standing in a professional setting, let alone a business one either.

Carter is said to turn a blind eye to anyone’s legitimate concerns and ‘do her own thing’ running her business into the ground. She continual copies the ideas of Max Waltham and through third party WWE.

One anonymous contributor also informed us Noam Dar's Wikipedia page was removed leading up to the Bootcamp series. Yes, Wikipedia is not an accurate source, but a little peek a boo insight. TNA often view Wiki however as gospel, so there you go. 



© Max Waltham 19th October 2014

Friday, 19 April 2013

TNA British Bootcamp Australia



TNA British Bootcamp Australia


TNA British Bootcamp is set to air on FeulTV this Thursday 18th April 2013. The series filmed and screened months earlier will feature a ground-breaking four hopefuls from the British scene who hope to win a TNA contract on offer to one person.

The show features a record three contenders featuring novice teachers The Blossom Twins, the abhorrent Marty Scurll and winner Rockstar Spud.

Hannah and Holly Blossom also gained contracts despite TNA stating only one contract was on offer in a pre-determinded angle to hire mass amounts of performers. Spud comes in at a glorious 5 foot 3, while sexual deviant Scurll gallivanted with one of the twins in a romance, then cheated with another girl. The string bean lothario even asked Dixie Carter for sex calling her a “MILF” an abbreviation for a Mother I’d Like to F**k. Scurll, had also been involved in a real life sex scandal on the front page of a national newspaper of which he bragged about with thirty other bodies after the lonesome degenerate appeared on a TV dating show.  

Adolescent drunkard Scurll
The action began with Spud and Scurll constructed a feeble made up fight in a limo after drinks, over who had the most twitter followers. Both had purposely begun a made up feud on the British scene to get a place on the show. Both are friends again now.

Flabbergasted Scurll with his partner. 


One spring short of an onion
All four wrestled on TNA impact tour in January 2013 where the Blossoms and Scurll teamed in a match with Jessie Godderz, now Jesse, Tara and Gail Kim. In which ‘Britain’s best’ Scurll mistimed and launched himself over the guard barrier showcasing his inept qualities and immature botches unvaluable to any business. You can view it on our YouTube channel here - Wrestling Wonders on YouTubeYou can see the amazing dive a 2.50.

MILF. Dixie Carter.


If you wish to read the results click here - Rockstar Spud wins TNA British Bootcamp.



©  Max Waltham 20th April 2013



Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Winner of TNA’s British Bootcamp crowned




Rockstar Spud gains 
TNA contract


On the 22nd January 2013 broadcast of the TV show British Bootcamp, 5 foot 3 superstar Rockstar Spud won the show and received a TNA contract from aging wrestler Hulk Hogan and TNA President Dixie Carter.

Spud beat competition in the series against loser Marty Scurll and The Blossom Twins.


Soon to be thirty year old, next Wednesday, Spud, real name James Curtin, said of his victory "This is the greatest moment of my life. I can finally tell my parents that I'm not a failure, this isn't a dream, this is my job, this is what I do." Over the course of 2012 Spud won 7 of 28 Matches.

Spud was most known for his loss against a reality contestant Billi Bhatti, from UK TV’s Big Brother show in August 2006, where the rookie dropped the Rocker in his debut match. Bhatti has moved on to a career in pornographic material since. Curtin has also appeared in ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid’ in which ugly looking people get transformed into a ‘natural beauty.’ He has an upcoming cameo in short film “Light the Lights” featuring run down son and Z list celeb, of a football legend's fame, Callum Best. Spud will play a clown.

Sweet Tarts, The Blossom Twins
During the episodes, all six of them, at thirty minutes long, of the three contestants, Spud was instantly involved in a fight in the limousine with adolescent Marty Scurll, 24, which the pair have a faked ongoing rivalry to make the show. Scurll began the fight over how many twitter followers both have. Spud almost decked the juvenile taunter, whose pithy excuse were girls being present to sit back after igniting the fire. They were soon warned of their unprofessional conduct. Scurll continued mocking Spud with his wrestling in the ring throughout the series.

Current? Sarah Rose smooching
Date withTake Me Out series 3 contestant Jamie. 
During the series, lothario Scurll, who has been involved in mass orgies on the front of newspapers with reality contestants for a dating show, Take Me Out, featuring thirty females and a bundle of desperate guys aiming to be selected participated, on its second series. Scurll soon moved on to one of the female contestants in British Bootcamp, Hannah Blossom. After tonguing the face off Blossom in an odious manner, Scurll was seen kissing another female just moments later. Scurll previously added insult to the company stating he “ wasn't sure what TNA Bootcamp is.”

With "My Baaaaabe" Georgie Ross from Take Me Out
Chauvinist Scurll also publically stated that he would love to have sex with his boss, Dixie Carter in another childish retort. TNA officials later confronted the boyish blunder on the issue. He showed no remorse for his comments. 

Teaching assistants to primary children, The Blossom Twins, 24, were classed by audience members as “a right pair of slappers” which clearly ruined their chances as well as not showing much personality as background characters. The twins bring cupcakes to the ring with them. 



Carter, along with Hogan, Kurt Angle and Jeff Hardy giving evaluations of the hopefuls, announced Spud the winner adding the others had “one more opportunity” promoting twitter and impact fans to respond, “Knew it was faked all along so they could get everyone on the roster” as another added “This is mindless, Carter can’t run TNA with a paper bag on” whilst one more mentioned “Load of bulls**t, only one was supposed to win. Ridiculous. Such a farce.”


Rollerball Rocco and another photo opportunity, in
a derelict side street garage lock up 
The series was edited by Jeremy Borash which viewers disliked as a media show off, The Only Way Is Essex/Jersey Shore set up style which was highly tainted and unprofessional. World of Sport veteran Rollerball Rocco was the trainer of the series as was Hulk Hogan overseeing proceedings.



The Result?


Spud showed the most levels of intensity and charisma, the Blossom’s didn’t bloom and were forgotten characters, whilst unfocused personally. Scurll was once again the juvenile, adolescent alcohol guzzling; schmoozing creep letching on any females around with no actual style, skill or proof of a star many understand is the “Zack Ryder jobber of the UK Wrestling scene.” Scurll is still studying unrelated subjects not involved with wrestling as a “back up career” if his minimal wrestling skills fail to impress, as he admitted on his dating show appearance last year. Scurll is only interested in gathering headlines in media and chasing females for sex, which is highly unprofessional to any organisation.

Ha-latta-putta-putta-he-a-macarena...
Of the three, Spud was the most valuable and has an opportunity to reform the ailing X-Division or tag team area. Many feel it won’t be long before he leaves the company within a year timespan.

TNA plan to use all four on the ‘Road to Lockdown’ tour over the 26th Jan 2013 period.

Many workers on the British scene were ultimately annoyed how three weaklings were selected over them. The response is clear; TNA did not scout any of the Brit scene and can’t figure out how to find real stars. One superstar felt he clearly deserved a place over some of the males. He plans to retire in 2013 as a result. 





© Max Waltham 23rd January 2013
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