wXw Live in Hamburg 2013
Live from Hamburg, Germany wXw
presented its event before a crowd of 575 attendees on Saturday 20th
April 2013. Would it be a glorious show or a complete debacle of talent on the
show?
Lethargic, substandard bore of
Bones with his minimal involvement proved why the washed up tankard headed the
PPV first. Bones pummelled Cash Money Erkan with a sidekick making a tedious
battle and ruining the challenger.
Tag teamers Holding Keel (Keel
Sasa & Michael Isotov) dropped the Wanderers (Jay Skillet & Jason
Hendrix) with a shock with the ring bell added by Vijak from Keel to Skillet.
There were dry moments from the ever lacklustre Skillet. Only Isotov and
Hendrix proved to be headstrong wrestlers with beaming potential among two
incapable talents.
Toby Blunt bested Robert Shield with
a Swanton Bomb in one of the most interesting matches on the card despite being
classed as inferior to other card hoggers.
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| Negligible, teensy, dreg Zack |
Botching king Marty Scurll
entered a dire level of exchanges against a mirrored non-entity in Tommy End, a
rip off to PAC/Adrian Neville in what can only be described as an over-bearing
stain of mistiming, inept transitions and blown spots in which both were absolutely
devoid of any style. End defeated the obnoxious Scurll with a double foot
stomp.
Zack Sabre Jr fought Kim Ray in
the most pointless booking on the card which was a filler match no-one could
gather interest in, highlighting an extreme level of infeasible dysfunction and
boring battling that should have been omitted and cast into the trash can. It
stank.
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| Talented Isotov (centre) with Dj Hyde and no-hoper Keel (right) |
Six man tag followed with Hot and
Spicy (Da Mack and Axel Dieter Jr) adding some colour and interest to the proceedings
with Schenkenberg against the AUTsiders (Big Van Walter & Robert Dreissker)
and Karsten Beck. Walter’s performance was the most notable in the match in
which the lardy lummox bungled numerous chances and looked like a complete
disaster marring the match for everyone else’s supportive attempts.
The unified world championship was
conteseted in a two of three falls encounter from champion Axel Tischer beating
Ivan Kiev proved to be bigger than a clucking disaster that proved Kiev was a
complete liability as challenger and unequipped which ate into wXw’s
credibility and mad a fool of Tischer again. Tischer won 2-1 with a Death
Valley Bomb, Kiev retuned with a superplex and match finished with a rear naked
choke drop.
wXw may just be one of the most
defunct promotions in Germany. While they may claw on to natives fobbing them
off with the option that Germany has a wrestling scene that houses a future for
the fans, which is a derogatory illusion presented to dupe fans. Should you
accept any promotion just because it is there, no matter how terrible it
presents? wXw really let themselves down once again by making infeasible
choices with obnoxious stars and sheer ‘looking glass’ idocy.
PPV Rating - 2/10
Men/Women of their matches – Michael
Isotov, Toby Blunt, Tommy End, Kim Ray, Axel Tischer
Man/Woman of the PPV – Axel Tischer
© Max Waltham 21st April 2013
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