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Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Johnny Gargano: From gold star to goofball



Johnny Gargano: From gold 
star to goofball



John Anthony Nicholas Gargano, an eight year freelancer on the independent wrestling scene made an interesting name for himself.

The twenty-five year old began his debut in October 2005 and has since made certain interest on the wrestling scene. In 2006 he was crowned CAPW’s Junior Heavyweight champion lasting over a year where competition, granted, was minimal, however was catapulted into a further spotlight beginning his entry level to the profession.

During his career, the naïve budding youngster held a multitude of titles in his new uprising surge of interest on the independent's as a minimal name of interest. Gargano soon changed that perspective in 2009 when he became involved with the Dragon Gate USA and Evolve promotions. Convinced by Colt Cabana after a match with All American Wrestling (AAW) ‘bana suggested contacting Gabe Sapolsky, recently departed booker of Ring of Honor, who chose to scout talent for the Dragon Gate company in a change of scenery. After informing, Cabana directed him to Sapolsky. Gargano was given an opportunity in July ’09 with a multi dark match loss. Gargano officially joined on November 28th in a championship tournament, failing to win, however set him as an on-screen talent.   

Gargano followed with a defeat of Chris Dickinson on Jan 16th 2010 to remain a new star on television. Gargano finally inked a deal in May that year after more dark matches of consideration. Taking on a massive challenge, Gargano fought CIMA in a loss on Sept 26th after one of the company’s founders and toughest fighters put Gargano in a comfortable position as a result. This set a humble offering of his services to CIMA’s faction Warriors International, which was rejected. Spurned, instead Johnny formed a group with Rich Swann and Chuck Taylor collectively known as Ronin.

In September 2011 Gargano would become a two time CHIKARA tag team champion with pal Chuck Taylor towards June 2012 finding his niche in the comedy promotion.

Competition in YAMATO?
Come November 2011, back in Dragon Gate, Gargano would capture the Open the Freedom Gate heavyweight title from YAMATO in a daring match for company turnaround projections. Under Gargano’s rule, however, the title came into disrupte. Dragon Gate, believing the championship to be in sustainable hands soon became invalid three months in. Having held the championship for 536 days and currently today, the feline loving thug, with his half-hearted, lazy approach to match layout, effort and ignorance regarding match portrayal has become an intense liability. Laboured, apathetic and bland, green bean Gargano, struggling to maintain any dominance or impact as champion should be launched into a series with YAMATO and lose the title if Dragon Gate wish to continue to keep its doors open, have a monumental champ and to be filled with powerful aggression among intense passion to rebrand its company tiers as a credible option. YAMATO can have an interesting series with other performers afterwards making the title meaningful and the company of interest once again.

Gargano also joined Pro Wrestling Guerrilla (PWG) in 2013. The intense, tough setting in PWG doesn’t have the capacity to house dated Gargano and keep its credibility with other performers if it is to continue its rising success on the independent scene and should sidestep the problem before it continues, rather than allow pride to ruin their progression.



Gargano, already floundering in matches with stars in certain companies, has become a constrained mess without any format or logically concepts. Becoming a complete embarrassment and in need of a charisma transplant the absurd borefest limits many companies than enhances them.

Goofy Gargano, with his gleaming stance and incapable booking qualities, is rapidly casting doubt among the independent wrestling scene as a legitimate choice for anything other than looking good and failing dismally.


So much so was the appearance at Preston City Wrestling's (PCW) Springslam event, (on April 26th) a constant rip off of WWE's branding including "Money in the bank" matches among many washed up old WWE stars, in a one on one match with homosexual Noam Dar. The clunky, defunct and minor scrap in hardcore fashion was a diabolical level of disjointed interaction from both incomplete lamebrains. Gargano lost.


Disgracing the independent scene, companies worked with and boring performances enamoured with dorky displacement and self-enhancing status for himself, Gargano has become a wasteful setting in the wrestling world which has become more harmful to any company that utilises his so called talent. If there is no time for the business, it should not have the time for him with such pitiful choices which harm the pro wrestling landscape further along the course of its already troublesome financial times in the independent settings where wrestling may have to shut its doors if it cannot balance its output righteously enough. 




©  Max Waltham 15th May 2013






Monday, 13 February 2012

WWFX in Manila. John Morrison - Heavyweight Champion

Heavyweight Hennigan!


Took a new stance to championship level


WWFX hosted its event in Manila, Phillipines on the 4th February, crowning John Hennigan its heavyweight champion.

Serving as host/ring announcer was Colt Cabana (Mr.Colt).

1,000 fans were said to have been in attendance though a capacity of 15,000 was capable. Perhaps more fans in the Phillipines will be attending further on. WW has a lot of stats from the Philli's!

One thing is for certain, Wrestling can be anywhere you want it to be.

The card and results shaped up as follows...



The main event of the card saw ex-WWE favourtie John Morrison, now John Hennigan, regain his stride for wrestling. WWFX rewarded him with its heavyweight championship.


48 year old Billy Gun looked thoroughly impressive. In prime physique with barely an ounce of 'fat' on him.

Jillian returning is always a joy, even if your a cynic who berates due to the fact she had 'time off' with her WWE songstress angle away from the limelight, to focus on other areas with priority.

Though I must say, Rhino was looking incredibly handsome in these snaps below.

While that of Chris 'Masterhunk' Masters, ever more charming. It is a miracle as to why the WWE let him go in the very first place. Rehire! He has worked his backside of for WWE before being let go and is more sustainable as a force than The Great Khali, Mark Henry or bumbling Big Show ever could be.

You may also notice name changes. This is due to copyright law. Which people on the internet plagerising should understand not to steal/adapt nor modify the tone of intellectual property.


Billy Gun V Jimmy Yang

Hurrican Helms V Shawn Daivari


Melina V Jillian Hall

Luke Gallow  V Rhino


Snitsky  V Carlitos


Chris Masters V MVP

John MorrisonShelton Benjamin







Rhino's looking at you. You want the third eye?




Masters V MVP, Both have matured considerable in in ring panache


That's Mr.Colt in the back :) OMG, that smile... Waltham wants an interview....









If you were one of those in attendance, why not send a review.

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You can also check out the conference video here - 



 © Max Waltham 13th February 2012

Sunday, 9 October 2011

Colt Cabana not joining WWE yet….

Colt Cabana not joining 
WWE yet….

We'd just love to see cabana
model for COLT :D
Over the last 2 – 3 months many believed Colt Cabana would be reinstated with WWE after the CM Punk heat building angles. To dispel the rumour thus far, silence was broken last week, in which it was revealed WWE have since been refusing and ignoring Cabana’s phonecalls on a possible return.

Punk, allegedly tried to gain a supergroup in which Cabana, as Scotty Goldman, could have joined. WWE have caused mass damage to the name of Goldman and have realised the pitfalls that would come with it should CC return. Cabana wont allow his name to become ‘WWE Property’ and rightly so. If you work hard for your name to have tarnished, it is not deserved to be given to the aforementioned who crave it for ownership only.

Real Instigator of the headband!
Should he return, the ‘E should repackage him completely new away from the ‘Goldman’ moniker. It is a workable outcome should those wish to enforce it.


With a sustained following and talent, WWE would be attracting markets instantly. Might even get more viewers in, hey?


Max Waltham, ironically, was banned/ignored, roughly 2 months ago, from the WWE Universe on Twitter, due to response that a thief was around and one touched subject on my plagerised content. Charming of WWE to act without the facts. First rule of Journalism – Know your facts first darling! Cast out of the Universe I am apparently part of, oh the irony of the self imported ego in place of the ‘bigwigs’.

Punk and Cabana at ROH,
with a beautiful 'sault



Maybe myself and Cabana should hook up? :D

©  Max Waltham 09th October 2011