Money in the Bank 2013

Money in the Bank 2013















Live on Sunday 14th July 2013 from the Wells Fargo center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania would WWE's Money in the Bank concept create opportunities for two new stars and re-enhance the WWE product? Could WWE choose to make a decision that would benefit them longterm or fill in blanks over monthly periods? 




Money in the Bank

World Heavyweight Championship #1 contendership




Fandango w/ Summer Rae Vs Antonio Cesaro w/ Zeb Colter Vs Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter Vs Damien Sandow Vs Cody Rhodes Vs Wade Barrett Vs Dean Ambrose




Fandango and Dean Ambrose were the first two to enter. Zeb Colter strode out with his two boys to blabber on before us with his propaganda hypocrisy. Scholar Damien Sandow entered with Cody Rhodes where Sandow was cheered by Philly. Sandow wasn't impressed by the half hearted cheer and branded them "slackjaw mouthbreeders." Sandow went on and slated Philadelphia's symbolic hero, "ignoramus" Rocky Balboa. That one worked. Fans fell for it and some turned quickly to boos. The boredom that is Wade Barrett entered to a nationalistic “God save our queen” theme. It doesn't work. Gothic sounds and national heritage cannot save him now in any right. 



After some colourful entrants, the action began. Fandango strutted his prominence before being smashed to the ground. Then both Scholars vs Team America fought each other with a ladder smash melee.




Cody Rhodes was flipped over on the ladder by Antonio Cesaro. Sandow was then tossed by Swagger. Both "Real Americans" which sounds similar to the Un-Americans, circa 2002. Then comprising Lance Storm and Christian, both Zeb's boys saluted. Duck by Cody as double attack from Swagger and Cesaro. Swaggz soon changed momentum and sets the ladder for an advantage. Dean Ambrose returned to pull him off the climb.




Missed ladder smash, run into Jack Swagger. Hurl him outside. Sets up to cheers. Wade Borrett enters. Rugged Wade hauled Ambrose under the ladder to assault him. Wade jabs Fandango who caught him on the apron's left side onto his leg. 




Fannydango flew a leg drop over and onto a lying Barrett in a mild exchange as escort Summer Rae walks around ring. Wearing long silk sleeve gloves, Rae looked like a backstreet call girl. Liability Rhodes was powerfully shoved over by Ambrose. Barrett yanked Dean's feet from outside to hinder his steed. 








Soon after, Fandango met with Sandow. they traded blows before 'dango was shoved into a ladder as Sandow superplexed the dancing delight handsomely.








Stricken Fandango's mouth was as wide as a tunnel with pain. Barrett soon returned as structure would have it and acquired miniature pieces of a ladder, smacking Sandow to the ground.




Attempting a ladder surge, the Brit blunder was met by Dean Ambrose who aborted Wade's ascent.




Perfectly timed, both Swagger and Cesaro joined simultaneously to gang up on Ambrose. What would follow was excellent technique from Ambrose. Ambrose countered with a high ladder DDT, fell by Cesaro after a climb and into an impressive sleeper hold atop the ladder, held by Stronghold Cesaro as Dean dangled off the ladder in sleeper by Antonio. This proved both men's value to the company and match principals. Both protected one another supportively. 










Cody then stopped Cesaro as Rhodes dropped him backwards onto a ladder. It was Wade Barrett's countless time to return. Shortly following were Swagger and Sandow where the intellectual was flapjacked into a pertrouding ladder. Rhodes revealed a ladder from outside as Barrett climbs. Swagger stopped him. As he fell to the ground, on his feet, Barrett stirred his bull hammer elbow and charged it at Swagger. Leering Fandango dealt Wade a blow and climbed the steel triangle. Cohort Rae at ringside yelped for his ascension. 









Ambrose clouted Fandango off the top with a well handled DDT. Ambrose rose quickly as Cesaro returned and closed the ladder just as Swagger arrived to help. How novel. Both at either side of the closed ladder with Ambrose on top the pair had painful plans in mind. Ambrose fell once the pair lifted the ladder horizontally and swung it around with Ambrose able to hold on inside one of the rungs as his head spun around inside. Turn the spin cycle up to 11! Quick witted Ambrose returned from his windmill washer who flipped out from underneath to swivel over atop the ladder as Cesaro and Swagger held both sides. Walking the plank, Ambrose tried to reach the case with a platform aiding him. It was an excellent portrayal once again. Naturally, both ladder holders soon dropped their rival. The stupidity angle came next, however Cesaro made it work. Swagger raised Cesaro on his shoulders to gain the case instead of a ladder. Perhaps this confirms Cesaro is not the six inch wonder. Rhodes launched a missile dropkick at Swagger's legs to tumble the pair down. Rhodes threw Jack out. Fandango rushed in instead, quickly sent packing. Rhodes was nailed by Barrett, once more. 


Cost himself at the final hurdle

Rhodes climbed, Ambrose rushed and bought fought. Head in ladder syndrome confined as Rhodes headed upward. Short lived glory, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns charged in and bashed unassuming Rhodes off. He made a huge mistake crossing certain lines. Injustice served Barrett and Rollins kicked off with feet blows. Fandango came in and got speared. The Uso's joined the drama seeking retribution from their earlier tag loss to Shielder's Rollins and Reigns on the pre-show for the tag titles. Rhodes titled the ladder over taking them all out to end his mass distraction. 


You're Welcome!


Seeing an opportunity to make a name or himself unjust fully, Cody Rhodes clambered up the top to reach the case. Ungracious ethics in Rhodes demeanour was about to cost him. String bean Rhodes clasped is hands on the blue dangling delight until his best friend Damien Sandow saw the betrayal and flung Rhodes sideways into the trash outside of the ring. Indecent Rhodes paid for his sins. Damien Sandow blissfully climbed the heights in Philadelphia to unhook the briefcase and retrieve a contract for the World Heavyweight Championship within one year. "You're Welcome!" 




"Good game Cody, good game." 




Recently fired on the pre MITB Raw, former Managing Supervisor Vickie Guerrero was given a place on the pre show. This was an act of good will from new General Manager of Raw, Brad Maddox, named on the same pre MITB Raw by Chairman Vince McMahon.


Team Brickie has hit the skids. 


Brad told Vick she "put the E into Entertainment" which is interesting since WWE re-branded itself to stand for letters as an abbreviation and not an explanation of meaning. Vickie was given a sterling send off video package. Of course this featured the usual WWE mockery of snorting, insults, snogging Big Show and Hornswoggle and weight jibes. Charming. Brad asked for a standing ovation for Vickie. Philly gave it to her. Then The Miz interrupted with his entrance.




Intercontinental Championship

The Miz Vs Curtis Axel (c) w/ Paul Heyman










Curtis I am such a boredom, Axel joined our TV screens. Without any growing qualities it would make sense to send the IC title back to a flagging Miz. this would also restructure him if WWE really pushed hard behind him. 




Puny Axel dominated the first five minutes until he ran into difficulties lifting The Miz. Miz returned a turnbuckle fury charge with his overhanging, side parted curtains and interesting face, Miz preyed on Axel for a submission leg lock, reversed into the turn post by Curtis. Miz kicked out at two with a tender opening minimally upon release. Miz can always be counted in to deliver those goods. 










Miz swiftly locked in the figure four as Axel frantically squeals. Miz extended height on his submission to apply further pressure in a seductive stance as well.

With Paul Heyman lurking, Miz gave chase around the ring. Heyman was soon ejected to the back. He served his purpose. Miz was unaware as slimy Axel chin attacked the challenger by a foot from the rope exchange. This was a cheap and mild three fall from nowhere underlined with sad and tacky all over the finish. Curtis Axel remains the Intercontinental champion. This is no way to create a new star which should question if it can actually be done for Axel.

Unified Women's championship 

AJ w/ Big E. Langston Vs Kaitlyn w/ Layla

Hidden among the guise of the Divas title the girls shimmered to the ring to have a provocative battle.




Me smells a Layla bad babe turn coming. Kaitlyn was allowed her friend at ringside. Anyone remember last years booking? Kelly Kelly used to have Eve as a chaperone.  Eve switched on Kel. Lay was meant to turn t months ago until the online world ruined the rumour with a leak. It is inevitable, no matter how long WWE put it off. Only then will it be completely meaningless are waiting too long. 




AJ slammed Kaitlyn into the ring post. Arm into post attack. Concerns by Layla. Ground work minimal by AJ in ring. "Ahhh" from Klyn. AJ bridge pressure. Seductive wear downs of Kaitlyn. Chants of boring heard in Philly. Kaitlyn rises up and rams backward into corner as AJ hangs on until flung round into a disorderly back breaker.

Kaitlyn staged a comeback charging off the ropes with a shoulder block takedown. Inverted DDT by Kait. Both take ground time breather spots. Slap by AJ follows clothesline by Kaitlyn. Two fall only.




Reversal by AJ. "Impressing with her technical ability" Jerry Lawler says, as AJ gives us a tiny foot stomp. Gone are the days of rolling around on the floor with actual grounding manoeuvres.

Big E catches AJ falling outside and puts her back inside after Kaitlyn confronts Big E. on the outside. Kaitlyn ahold have been slammed with AJ's upper hand but alas, she countered AJ back in the ring, only to hurt her arm on a spear. Kaitlyn made two mistakes. One, she did not offer her opponent a strong opportunity in match principals and two, once again no sold any vulnerability for the angle built for her on such emotion. Therefore, this suggests Kaitlyn should be dumped from the setting if she cannot or is unwilling to deliver necessary match opportunity. 




AJ swiftly clasped on the Black Widow after, however, as bungled Diva matches are presented. Driven to the mat, Kaitlyn tapped again. She had no other choice. With the end result being a tap out, two PPVs in a row, Kaitlyn should have been a vulnerable character in this saga. She has failed dismally. Her spot cannot be contained any longer. 

Basic and slow match, but passable considering the divas were relegated to no TV time at all. Once total Divas ends, WWE may offer new opportunities. Who knows, maybe not.




A quick break with the football chat show debate of PPV in the skybox gave us some expert analysis so far. Year of experience in entertainment Vickie spoke of. Big Show also told us of Curtis Axel being "Injected." An interesting array of words and we were still none the wiser about any expert tips of the sporting extravaganza. is their any point to this football panel show? Does it have a place on a wrestling show, either?







Chris Jericho Vs Ryback


Another leotard. 
Brought his own Ambulance though.

Can the almighty worker Chris Jericho, given to liability Ryback really give the hunger monster any credibility? Bore back was sporting a new grey leotard. How many has he gone through?




Goldberg chants continues. It seemed like Y2J vs. Goldberg part 3.




Ryback soon walks off after a non eventful start. He spent numerous time outside. This only proves Ryback cannot gather any star quality at all. There is no reaction for him other than based on Goldberg genetics also. The man has ad a year and a half, at the top spot, to get his act together. He hasn't. This is a danger sign WWE need to deal with. Scrap and demote instantly. It can only harm the stow here on out.




Y2J soon loses his steam as Ryback drops Jericho with a shoulder counter and foot stomps. Jericho works the legs of moany Ryback, who previously fled from leg pain on Raw and Smackdown prior to MITB. Ryback takes an unfair moment to return the upper hand with an arm lock on Y2J’s head. Ryback slams Jericho down. Drops second rope slam.




Further proof this is that Ryback truly has nothing to offer. Slams and foot stomps. Yeah...




Ryback lobs Jericho onto the table outside. Hits a leg and arm club. Walks around ring holding foot over Jericho with no pressure or enthusiasm. Chucks Jericho over ring. Groundbreaking.






Reverse arm lock to head again. Jericho runs to hit Ryback who cant be moved. Gets a suplex then roll up into Walls chance. Ryback simply pushes his legs feebly stopping Jericho. Turnbuckle jump by Y2J caught by Ryabck. 




Another boring, laboured and unenthusiastic ‘attack’ on CJ. Shell shock countered for a codebreaker as Ryback simply pushes it off. Does a powerbomb on Jericho for two fall only. Another club and running attack on the leg. Jericho smashes an enziguri. Mild modification codebreaker on Ryback, sent him to the outside. Bored the audience count along to nine. Tons of boos continue. Jericho flies a cross body from the top corner. Two fall. Caught into body lift press for shell shock, countered by DDT, only sufficing two.



Shove down, “Come on baby” stirring cheers as Jeri flips a Lionsault only to be countered as Ryback grabs a roll up and achieves a victorious three fall.






World Heavyweight Championship 

Alberto Del Rio ( c ) Vs Dolph Ziggler w/ AJ and Big E.Langston

Ziggs entered in yet another statement to certain beings he fails to impress. Showing off, and not content on quality, Ziggler, clad in an orange, sweaty vest and pink tights was sour. He entered the fray alone despite the graphic showing AJ and Big E. Langston. The colour combi doesn’t work. Ziggler looks like an overtanned paint chart gone acidic.

Technical mat whizz Rio, who entered alone after Ricardo Rodriguez is away for thirty days for violating the wellness policy, Rio dominated Ziggler from the beginning, whilst stiriring the crowd. Once again fans only chanted for Ziggler based on hope of change, not talent. Others joined in to feel they belonged. Ziggler's high spot was a jump up elbow drop. Rio enzigurion Ziggler to outside with slam into barricade followed. Down in the ring, Ziggler, loudly whining “Ahhh" gets mat worked down by Bertie everywhere. Hard kick smacks on Ziggler with beat downs further drove Del Rio’s strength.

Caught up in ropes showing off his groin when beating beat down was a tacky grovel to yours truly and just sad for desperate Dolph.




Rio soon missed a charge and flung himself to the outside as Dolph dodged a running slide to the ropes.




Jump bronco buster from top rope as Rio climbed it by Ziggler for a two fall. Dolph beats charging fists then sidestepped from turnbuckle counter sending Rio into the corner post. Both were down as Ziggy covers a two on an exhausted Alberto.

German suplex counter by Rio for two. Jump up ropes enziguri on Dolph countered by Fame Asser, for another near miss with a two fall.




Spinning whirl backbreaker silenced Ziggy’s momentum against the defending champion.




Up top missed by Ziggler ground dropkick. AJ’s music blares as AJ struts down the ramp to support her “Ziggy.” Ziggler told his “babe” to leave and get lost. Ziggler was undistracted and DDT’ed Rio. “I love you AJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” fan chants as Ziggler says “GO!” Rio plants Ziggler on the top turnbuckle backwards to deliver a beautiful reverse face suplex to the mat. Ziggler kicked out on two. Ziggs countered a charge. 

Rio flung Ziggler up in the air to fall down to the groud covering for a two fall. Mindless fans began chanting “USA” in favour of Ziggler to Mexican champ Rio, who had preiviously battled immigration racists Swagger and Colter with fan support of "USA!" paronage. The fickle fans turned again after AJ clobbered Del Rio with her title. Crazy AJ, however was caught and caused a disqualification in Alberto Del Rio’s favour as Dolph Ziggler was dismayed. Fans booed for AJ as Dolph couldn’t win the big one again. WWE made it seem as Ziggler lost due to others to protect his mileage running on empty.

USA chants were given rightfully when troops were given an appreciative shout out following the match.







WWE Championship

Mark Henry Vs John Cena (c)




Henry was heavily cheered. Why? Because he flattened the diatribe that is John Cena. Wrestling fas know Henry is not capable and usualy it doesn’t work like Ryback. However WWE fans support Henry only because WWE won’t put anyone else in line. If it did, fans would not cheer Henry to best Cena. WWE know this and fans play their mark role well. Should all fans accept anyone in the hope of change that will never come? Clever fans a hme, however, will not buckle to social group pressures as part of the WWE experience in the arena to feel they have a place in the business. Cena was heavily booed and gave not one care about it, to insult fans further.












Cena, on introduction smirked and winked, further disgracing the business and himself, and yet, for all his lies, sold home proof he really doesn’t care about the business or its paying audience. 




Superhero Cena ran into a kick. Cena was floored. Henry controls the match. Henry controls he match on a stationary kick. Henry charges into the corner on Cena who falls like a stone giving no offence in the match to begin. Cena cradles around Henry trying to lift himself up as Henry, standing there, simply taps Cena who falls outside.




Henry dropped Cena stomach first on steel steps outside. Inside cover for two.




Nostalgia rang out for “Sexual Chocolate” which added nothing. Another two fall for minimal mover Henry.



Whirl slamming. 



Cena forearms launched to huge boos until Henry smashed a punch at Cena to a happy crowd.




Henry picked up Cena and hurled him around in a giant swing for one and a half turns. Henry lifted him outside into the barricade for a whirl for half a turn again, careful not to disorientate himself. What a fascinating move. 




Cena got a mid-leg kick then adding “ooh! Ooh! Ooh!” when hit by Henry. Cena turned the match around in one move to drop the five knuckle s**t fall. Lifting Henry as he did post Raw, Cena’s ego to lift Henry resulted in the same predicament. Henry fell on top of Cena. A weak Cena swing DDT counter on shoulders followed. Cena lifted the Attitude Adjustment. Henry kicked out of the two fall.






Cena was caught by Henry from the turnbuckle. World’s Strongest Slam. Two fall. 




Mark Henry added chairs to the catastrophe as Cena got up so easily as th referee removes the foreign objects. Henry exposes the ring pad as Cena counters Henry into it and locks on another Attitude Adjustment. Henry was one of the elite few by WWE booking standards to be allowed to reach the rope break. Henry smashes Cena with a “low blow” as Michael Cole informed us which wasn’t low and went to the body which Jerry Lawler quickly corrected after. Henry took two only. It may have been a kick to the chin Jerry responds, covering the botch by everyone on broadcast and in ring.



Cena drags Henry back to the centre of the ring for the STF where John Cena taps out Mark Henry to hold the WWE championship.







Money In The Bank

WWE Championship #1 contender



Randy Orton Vs Rob Van Dam Vs Daniel Bryan Vs Sheamus Vs Christian Vs CM Punk Vs Kane



Ring of fire



Kane was viciously assaulted by the Wyatt family in the run up to MITB PPV. While a credible worker, Kane, who wasn't going to win, was well placed to be cost a title opportunity. Set for a new feud and backstory for revenge should he take it, this boosted Kane's profile instead of participating. 



Might need Anger Management again. 



This MITB ladder match was billed as the All Stars MITB. No one paid attention to that. If it doesn't need branding, don't add it. 




The anticipation for over six years built, out walked Rob Van Dam to no momentum or style. He simply walked down the ramp. Has TNA marred him, or has he simply lost his passion? We shall see.




Daniel Bryan joined the ring. He won it last year, can he win two in a row? 



There are lots of honourable men in this match and only one bad boy in the tweener phase. (Bryan) Hmmm....




Punk, Bryan and Orton had the crowd. Those three are not favourites in WWE’s eyes to win but he crowd were mad for them, all in different aspects. all three provide unique qualities wrestling requires. WWE need o spec it's roster to add them healthy competition in future.




Heavy RVD chants bellowed. Everyone in the match focused on Van Dam and charges a beatdown. Van Dam now on the outside.












RVD and Sheamus returned soon after as RVD cleared house. 



Running charge of ladder into Sheamus. Caught behind by Christian. Dropped onto ladder and stops incoming Daniel Bryan with a  Rolling Thunder onto a laid down ladder. Orton enters as he hurls RVD over, unaware is then hit by leg. Top rope as RKO on ladder, Christian smashes the ladder on RVD's back knocking froggy Van Dam off his lilypad.



Courtesy or hurtesy? 


Christian was humourously (by WWE standards) allowed the mini Hornswoggle ladder. He made the best of it. Smashing into Orton's back, to the outside then hurled the mini ladder out prompting a big one to be set. Sheamus comes in as Christian touches the blaring red case. Sheamus shoulder charges Christian into the corner as “You suck Sheamus!!!” echoed from a far away fan.




Shea tried to drop the Unprettier on Christian off the ladder. Christi slaps him as Sheamus throws a ladder into the face, protected by WWE mindlessly again at the expense of another.



Mayhem! Gravity compels you!




Shemaus climbs as RVD slides in and shoves ladder over from under the open middle. Sheamus turns action around again. Backbreaker delivered then rolls RVD onto ladder lying down. Outside, he smashed Bryan's head into the Spanish announce table and barricade too. Stacks longer ladder from table to ring. Powerbombing Bryan onto the bridge was countered on turnbuckle top as Sheamus was hurled and flew over the ladder which was meant to hit him. Quick thinking Bryan stopped the botch with a running knee off the apron.




Punk sets a ladder as Christian and Orton re-enter while Bryan sets ladder alongside. Christian and Bryan lock horns. Orton climbs. Sheamus up . Punk's ass lifts and joins as RVD adds to the mix. Everyone is up there with each other. Briefcase swings fruitfully as everyone falls to a suplex gone wrong as Rnady Orton then holds his knee in pain and immediately rolls outside. This may be a legit casualty. Oh no. 



Atomic mess?

Haze clears as Sheamus carries Christian around touching back of ladder in corner to follow White Noise on mat. Sheamus re-opens a ladder as Van Dam scouts but smashed into head with a Brogue Kick halt. Agile Bryan charges to stop Sheamus. Yes/No punches traded in favour of Bryan, Sheamus bleakly clubs Bryan atop ladder. With this as his only momentum, Sheamus is absolutely dire. Punk quickly sops Sheamus who swing holds on the briefcase to a tense scene.



Chops and punches from Punk and Sehamus respectively. Fans did not believe Sheamus’ feeble exchanges. Punk behind Sheamus on turnbuckle drops ladder onto Sheamus squashing him underneath. Orton returns to club down Punk. Headbutts and fists as Orton hooks Punk’s leg with cheek awareness as swiftly turning him round and hoisting Punk onto a corner ladder in a beautiful and fluid transition from both. Orton fiercely plants the drape rope DDT. Stubbly Orton gets nailed by a spear from Christian, who also takes out Daniel Bryan, charging in.




Van Dam slithers in to grab a ladder and jab Christian from behind. Van Dam gave an instruction to Christian as Captain Charisma delayed RVD's climb. Both exchanged blows. RVD got a touch of case. Ladder soon falls as Christian goes with it, but RVD jumps to nearby ladder. Perfect time for RVD to land the five star frog splash on Christian in the centre of the ring under the case high above. This was a perfect moment from both adding to the match. Sheamus now rejoined RVD. Sheamus tipped the ladder as Van Dam awkwardly smashed his face onto the rope. Careless liability Sheamus may have struck again. 








Bryan behind slams kicks on Shea and RVD one after other. Orton in. Bryan scouts and rams ladder into him. Traps Rand behind to charge into it. Pocket rocket Bryan then hurls outside on to Punk into ladders below in  rapid succession. Sheamus and RVD quickly jump up from being down on mat to take position of double leg drop from above as Bryan ran to the corner. 




Sheamus, claiming the top right turnbuckle, quickly gets shoved off the top corner by a ladder charging Bryan onto the long bridge outside Sheamus set earlier. This is Sheamus' traditional spot in all MITB PPV's. Remember Sin Cara and previous after that? If you set your ladder you will take your own fall. Such is wrestling custom.



Mmmm. It's Asses Anonymous. 



Curtis Axel enters to slam a chair on Daniel Bryan. Eh? Curtis Axel?! Axel did a finishing move no one knows by name to Bryan outside. Bryan may just be the new Intercontinental Champion. 




Axel’s involvement was unexplained as righteous CM Punk gives a GTS before he can leave.




Aghast, Paul Heyman arrives telling Punk to get the case, whilst yelling at laid out Axel for crossing paths with “my best friend” Heyman adds. Is Heyman going to leave Axel? 



Punk climbs to top as Heyman favourably yells him to go up. Heyman then batters Punk with the ladder from behind, twice as they stare down. Punk was flabbergasted. Heyman was visibly dismayed. Oh dear. An impasse has surfaced. Unwilling but necessary to continue, Heyman launches the crucial third ladder slam to Punk’s bewildered face. Their partnership is over, but Punks ass was in prime position. That was a silver lining, but Punk became red faced. Heyman hit his former adversary hardway.




Action soon changed after the comedown. Orton stopped RVD climbing with a crushing RKO from ladder to mat. 



Clobbered!



Randy Orton soon climbed. Taking a scenic view from above checking everyone's staus Orton seemed free for a homerun. Seeing no competition in his path, Orton reached for the briefcase and began to unhook the contract holding item. Orton as able to prise the case and become the WWE Championship Money In The Bank title holder within a twelve month period. Fans were happy and now have numerous options to consider on his pathway to potential WWE title holdings. WWE akllowed Orton to take the case when nowone assumed he would. Dependable and unexpected, Randy can always deliver. Heowver,critics debated his personal life recently supported his victory. When you get a WWE divorce, you win MITB. Ask John Cena circa 2012. 



Orton cradles his dangling delight.




For WWE, this was a safe bet and is a good safeguard for business reasons in case problems occur. Short on skilled staff, WWE need Orton more than ever, and he still holds all the cards as alluded to here -   Randy Orton holds all the cards



Randall, Mr. Sexypants in the Bank!



Orton and Sandow are now the men everyone in WWE must watch closely and fear at the same time. the two hottest properties in the business and able to reform landscape in ways audience cannot see coming, but crucial for business and fan principals, these two options are finally being presented with real possibilities. How WWE maintains this, without stripping their entire mantra to evolve, will be a tense question to unfold on WWE TV. 







PPV Rating - 6/10




Men/Women of their matches - Dean Ambrose, The Miz, AJ, Chris Jericho, Alberto Del Rio, Mark Henry, Daniel Bryan




Man/Woman of the PPV - Damien Sandow







Mark Henry and John Cena let the side down once again. Unable to mask either's flaws and booked on a loyalty program for Henry's service to WWE without ever capturing the WWE crown was an embarrassment to wrestling. Champions are respected, as WWE knows, on merit of in-ring, promos and an all round package of skill than years on the books. Neither have any outstanding qualities but Henry did all the work. Granted it wasn't barely anywork except stand and occasional move. Cena attempted to sell for someone who would never test his credentials as a household name. During their animated, lackluster outing, Cena's constant talking to Henry and undersells were a colossal waste of time. 
Bromance is officially over.

Unseen by many, how could you not see Damien Sandow grabbing the case? There was no one else viable. Ambrose put in excellent display of more flexible workrate and has proven he listened to previous PPV reviews. We feel he should be a slow progresser, though slipped in tender skills on his journey. He did this here as the scale of match required. He proved once again he has options on his path and needs no rushing.  Cesaro was again impressive with what he was given, but needs full backing from WWE to be pushed strongly outside of the Colter tandem. It will harm him overall. If WWE feel this is no big deal, it should. The longevity of the company and its challengers will become tainted and lost. Without them, WWE may have a handful of household names, but none to feasibly challenge with for a future.




CM Punk entered another great display and was better suited in the mass match up scenario after strong previous clashes with Undertaker and Jericho. Bryan proved WWE's star force alongside Randy Orton. All three are dependable and talented. Fans and WWE acknowledge this in unison. However, WWE are going to need challengers for them. Van Dam is settling back in firmly, however Daniel Bryan's accidental nudge of ladder when both were down in the match hurt. By pushing the side ladder, a ladder atop Dam collapsed onto his groin. Ouch!



OUCH!




Ryback is a mass liability and cannot grow. Even working with one of the best could not help him. This should be a red light signal WWE have to do something to reform or scrap the character.




AJ's battle with Kaitlyn has traditionally been milked by WWE. It has lost it's depth already. It never really had any and with limited skills WWE must push new challenges forward. Naomi, Natalya, Tamina and Layla should be presented. However, Layla is not ready yet unless she begins delivering skills than sloppy booty shakes. WWE have a tendency to push the boundary to do it anyway for fun. It makes all involved look infeasible.



Has something going for her. That glitter belt. 



Curtis Axel has to be the lamest prospect to emerge after given a huge opportunity. Based on favourtism and not professionalism  Axel is slipping, even with the almighty Paul Heyman at his side. The Miz should be given a strong program to re invigorate his character. Miz wore grey tights. When his green one's are in the wash, these are okay. Any other colours with not benefit Miz at this time. The power is in the pants. 






Alberto Del Rio won by DQ. The result of DQ's has been mentioned before. Again, this one was acceptable because it was rare, unforeseen and wasn't the same old booking after the pair have been having strained matches together. Rio can work but is lacking interest. Half the problem is opponent, the other the same booking tirelessly in the same context. Ziggler, as noted numerous times prior, has reached his peak.




With numerous injuries with Rob Van Dam, CM Punk and others, their commitments are valued, however Money in the Bank 2013 was a half and half PPV. The MITB matches themselves were joyous. The singles were extremely poor. Only Miz and Rio held standing but one was undervalued and the other boring. It's time to really start booking comprehensively if these characters are going to break their limitations. If they cannot, the product will continue in stalemate. Fans will eventually leave again after understanding they have been duped once more in believing change was there and never truly existed to begin with.










©  Max Waltham 18th July 2013

WWE Payback

WWE Payback 2013

Live from the Allstate Arena in Chicago, Illinois on Sunday 16th June 2013 Payback's card was lined with dependable talent and not its standard relied upon characters along with the impending return of hometown hero CM Punk. Could WWE survive without these universal forces and would it be able to deliver a great PPV as a result?

Intercontinental Championship
Triple Threat

The Miz Vs Curtis Axel w/ Paul Heyman Vs Wade Barrett (c)

Beginning the show would be Wade Barrett's defence of the Intercontinental championship under triple threat rules. Barrett instantly gained offence on The Miz as late addition Curtis Axel stayed  outside waiting after taking one bump to slide outside.

Miz collects Axel from outside only to be pummeled by Barrett in ring. Barrett was allowed some moves to maintain his profile before the inevitable. He soon charged a running boot at Axel who avoided as Barrett was caught up in the ropes. Axel knocks him down only for Miz to work over Axel. 

Miz displays sturdy action in his exchanges with Axel. Axel soon gets the netter and halts a Barrett return by keeping him outside. Axel begins further ground work on Miz. Barrett later returns and both Miz and Wade have their finishers revoked. After interactions with Axel and Barrett, Miz was allowed to return with strong booking, slamming Axel with a Skull Crushing Finale which was vital and necessary. Miz made it look capable with fluidity. Wade threw Miz outside to take the pin which scored two only. Miz soon returned with a clothesline takedown and figure four leg lock try where Axel was knocked off by Barrett to the outside as Miz the locked the figure four on. There was no doubt, Barrett was going to fall here. However, the sneaky Axel slipped in as Miz held the submission on Wade. Unable to escape and Miz unaware applying pressure in the hold, Curtis Axel held Wade's shoulders down to score a three fall victory and lift the Intercontinental Championship before a submission to The Miz could be made. 

The Mizzer Four Leg Lock

Curtis Axel steals Mizes opportunity

Undefeated Axel remains after six countout or technicality victories counted by WWE though not at all as a performer. This was Axel's only true win and once again it was a fluke win which did not help overall, which is something WWE need to acknowledge and deal with.  Miz also needs his green tights back. 

Michael Cole explained it was fathers day and Axel, a mirror to his late great father, Mr. Perfect, won the title after replacing a concussed Fandango, favourite to win instead. The Miz would have been the best choice to win to maintain his profile, give him a fresh take and new prospects. He was ready at this time of feeling and it wouldn't have been the same standard boredom. It would have refreshed him. WWE did not think this and hastily added the strap to its new favourite, desperate to impress their star selection as meaningful.

Hot off his victory, Axel bumped into Triple H who would not allow Curti to pass. Vince McMahon quickly caught up and congratulated the "kid" Curtis and agent Heyman. He then spoke with Triple H, who rejected a match with Axel under McMahon's proposals.

Unified Womens Championship

Kailtyn (c) Vs AJ

Kaitlyn entered slow walking and holds up her title as usual. Looks familiar, right? Playing off the secret admirer the angle of Big E. Langston slamming her down continued as a building mechanism. AJ came out and got slapped last week on Raw where Kaitlyn no sold being vulnerable.

Furthermore on the pre-Payback Smackdown Kaitlyn slapped official Rod Zapata whilst squaring off against a mocking Aksana.

Finally getting started both began with a stare down. AJ blows a kiss as aggressor Kaitlyn attacks with clubs following with a hurl over the Spanish announce (SAP) table. AJ was flung back in breaking a four count. A yelp from AJ. Kaitlyn delivers lame clubs, huge boos continue. AJ smashes into the face of K’lyn. Two fall by AJ. Headlock by AJ. At this point questions were poised. Will Kaitlyn go bad? Will Big E fall for Kaitlyn after originally dismissing her? Will he screw AJ as AJ screwed him before in a previous match costing? Minimal ground work and clubs continued. AJ maintained traditional diva talking/screams. BOO’s were resounding afterward.

Sleeper placed on Kaitlyn. AJ showing her ass crawling around. Kaitlyn dropkick retaliation. Major cleavage shown. Two fall on AJ.

Toe kick caught into roll for one on a leg scissors cradle. Kaitlyn hoists AJ on her shoulders dropping hard with a knee rib-breaker. Kailtyn disrobes her belt. Referee stops her. AJ pulls apron as the champ drags AJ back in ring from escaping. This was enough leverage for AJ to slap Kailtyn with the belt buckle as referee was doing a sterling job with the apron clear up. AJ rolls around as possum. Covers for two fall as Kailtlyn shoves AJs head down off in an awkward kickout. AJ screams as females often do now. AJ climbs. Flips hair, launches, caught but AJ catches Kailtyn in body round submission black widow. Entangled and screaming, Kaitlyn reverses backbreaker and spear before seductively leering over AJ blowing her a kiss with her hand and vengefully slams her head down. A chance to retain failed as a two fall attained only. Foolish. Both went to corners, spear into as AJ lifted up and avoided the champ’s attack as AJ was hammocked above whilst Kaitlyn smashed her head on the turnbuckle pad upon spearing. AJ locks on the submission again. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” screams the Kelly Kelly/Eve clones.

Kaitlyn aims to prise AJ’s legs off her shoulder. Kaitlyn was trapped. No one cared for Kaitlyn but many weren’t really caring about AJ neither. For their standard match portrayal and minimal skills this, however was a decent submission on the night for AJ. It was passable. Kaitlyn had no choice but to tap out and cried at her loss. AJ submitted her former friend and claimed the Unified Women’s championship. “You tapped out” the audience mercily chanted. Not one cared. Layla came to comfort the unstable, emotional former champion who helped cuddle down the ramp.

Natalya and Alicia Fox consoled Kaitlyn with Layla backstage. “You did a great job as Divas champ” said Natalya in the comment of the night. This was Kaitlyn’s first major PPV defence since winning in mid-January this year.

United States Championship

Kane Vs Dean Ambrose (c)

People knew the match outcome but were highly interested to SEE the match which is a rare occurrence and highlights wrestling in a positive light once again.

Lock up and jabs from Ambrose. Kane turns around with Irish whip control. Knee drop toe slide kick to Kane who was soon down. Jabs in corner from Ambrose with some credible dragon screw leg takedowns and kicks to head containing aggressive stance. Ropes tangle work down. Flip over once more. Left leg wear down. Headlock twist on Kane. Top climb by Kane, knocked by Ambrose.

Action became interesting when Ambrose chose to mimic The Undertaker, a previous fight Ambrose had, with the top rope walk arm club. Kane managed to halt this attempt with a clothesline. Not enough, Kane threw another one on for good measure. Following with a sideslam Big Red claimed a two fall on Ambrose. Ambrose retaliated, punching Kane off a top climb attempt with a right hand, falling down. 

Kane tried one more chokeslam as Ambrose rolled away to the apron. Kane flung a big boot instead. Ambrose regained momentum and laughed in the monster’s face and slapped him for being unable to keep him down. Infuriated, Kane slaps his opponent down and begins dismantling the SAP table outside. Going for a chokeslam with authority, Kane was nailed to the ground by Dean Ambrose, who re-entered the ring and simply allowed time to be on his side. Kane was so knocked, he was counted out. Usually these decisions would irk many, however, once again, people knew the outcome but wanted to see the story. Though they hadn’t anticipated a countout end, either. It was still a decent tale.

World Heavyweight Championship

Dolph Ziggler (c) w/ Big E. Langston and AJ Vs Alberto Del Rio w/ Ricardo Rodriguez

Alberto Del Rio began kicking viciously on defending champion Dolph Ziggler's head. Tentatively back from a concussion and unable to be fully medically cleared as concern debated, as per storyline, it made logical sense for Rio to attack the concussion. What perplexed the audience however was an honourable man being so dirtily tactful.

Rio worked on the head outside hard. He soon shoved Big E. Langston outside to stopped possible interference and was shoved down in response. Big E. was made to regret these actions. Dolph’s heavy was ejected from ringside. Rio delivered a cunning smile. Tonight Bertie was oozing cunning charisma.

The Mexican aristocrat placed a headlock on Ziggs as newly crowned female champ AJ taps the canvas to rally support for her babe Ziggy.

Ziggler was allowed some momentum with swift whip around and clubs followed as Dolph flipped around the back adding a sleeper hold on his challenging foe. Ziggler was then shoved head first in the turnbuckle. Running kick to the head on the floor followed for the champ. Role reversal in booking tonight, vulnerable Dolph was booked as weak, just as his title reign amounted to from his minor talent on offer. Clubbing blows felt to the back of Dolph, who was tangled in the ropes, legs and arms dropped like a dazed monkey but still managed an infeasible two kick out after back attacks from Rio. Random counter by Ziggler followed with a two fall to remain in the battle.

The concern before and to this point was that the scene needs some enthusiasm with its performers in terms of fresh, new outlook instead of same old hat performers in the milked series’ over and over. The WWE Universe didn’t want either man, however in a complete turnaround they lapped up this one as an exception because it delivered style, new opportunities and interest. The series beforehand was dry and lacking gumption.

Ziggler counter. Ziggler got a two fall then holding head. AJ and referee displayed concern. Dolph was stopped by referee stoppage. Not very dirty for Dolph. Beyond his control should have seen naughty Ziggles accept this way out, however valiantly and stupidly chose to continue on. Del Rio attacked picking up a two fall. He gave a huge kick to Ziggler’s head.

Outside once more Rio plows down Ziggler with claps from the respectful audience in both camps, as wrestling should be. Two fall for Alberto Del Rio again. Frustrated clubs hit on Ziggler. Clutching the leg as was soon Zig Zagged was dropped randomly as the champion seen holding his head again. Ziggler began screaming in pain, the feeling of near tears severity. This, of course wasn’t legitimate but WWE felt to play on it a little. Be careful it doesn’t pay you back in future. From this sheer level of pain, Ziggler was subjected to an opportunistic Alberto Del Rio as Dolph Ziggler had no option but to feasibly lose and shift the World Heavyweight Championship. They were roars of delight to a bewildered backstage WWE assuming fans were only true Ziggler fans. 

No, the fans were interested to watch, respect and witness Rio’s style with Ziggler’s behaviour also. Being over in both camps, this was a score for WWE and Del Rio’s new transition. Vince made one very good decision tonight. Joined with the storyline, the change was feasible and believable. Realising the hot crowd were interested, WWE told Rio to get back out there and ask Chicago for their support as their new World Champion. Knowing a debatable reaction, neutral Rio got what he sought. “I ask for your support” he asked before vocally hurled with disagreeable boo’s. “I feel I deserve to be your champion, so let’s hear it for you new champion” he continued as Chicago rained down on him, disagreeing further. Some cheered but Chicago played their part well. WWE handled this saga of Del Rio perfectly all night.

CM Punk w/ Paul Heyman Vs Chris Jericho

This was the seemingly final battle between the two in order to find out who truly is the best in the world. Punk/Jericho is going to be a long one toward 40 mins it would seem. It was as predicted and was a worthy donation to both. With former reservations from previous encounters however, scepticism was rife. Would their Payback challenge be a scorcher, or massive burn out?

Paul Heyman told Jericho when signing the contract prior on Raw, “You’re going to be booed, you’re going to be vilified” for taking on hometown hero Punk in Chicago. Y2J entered to a quiet crowd. CM Punk received cheers but Jericho was not booed. Were WWE worried at this point? If they were, they shouldn’t have been.

After bowing on entry Punk, with his sweet cropped hair sported some bushy sideburns on his face causing comparisons to X-Men superhero Wolverine, played by former actor and future Hall of Famer Hugh Jackman.

We soon began the intense action. Lock up. Roll through by Punk, crossing Jeri’s legs over the back way. Flipped by Y2J submission. Punk’s open legs were pleasingly apparent. Snapmare by CM. Circling one another. Dropkick. Flip over headlock take down by Punk. Arm wrench and shoulder jab followed. Lever shoulder drop, and chop to corner. Shoulder jabs in the gut. Y2J returns with a slap fest where both traded chops. Jeri mudhole stomping. Jeri misses corner jump. Slightly slow starting to interest. Jericho fling clotheslines over Punk. Mr. Rock 'n' Rolla gears his ear to the crowd in an attempt to be vilified. This crowd were not so easily manipulated and ignored making negative sound on command. After being dropped onto the rope in a classy exchange claps rang from the crowd in a respectful audience. Punk jumped down onto Jericho for a two fall. Arm lock behind CJ. Some “Lets go Jericho” chants took off. Punk locked Jericho up again. Punk charged a run to the corner, with leg up afterwards gathering himself whilst breathless. Delightful.

Y2J scouted a comeback into fast work around the ring floors with a Punk from top drop. Running bulldog afterward as Chris yelled enthusiastically “Come on baby!!!!!!!!!!!” surging the Lionsault which failed to connect when Punk avoided just as Jericho landed on feet in realisation. Punk ducked underneath to swiftly use a neckbreaker for a valiant two fall. The rapid flow through brought valued momentum.

Punk atop turnbuckle smiled to the crowd allowing Jericho to counter his rival into a Lionsault for two. Caught shoulder by Punk was then reversed to the troublesome Walls of (Chris) Jericho, which locked in. Heyman was aghast. After some tender time Punk strived through the pain to reverse through face to face before a beautiful change saw Punk sitting on Y2J with his legs around him with a sleeper. Fans in attendance found this humourous, interesting and respected the intuitive display. It was wonderful.

Sleeper with sensual style.
Let's try it sometime, Punk.

Punk capitalised with the Anaconda Vice which followed with a quick one fall when on shoulders tipped down. Heyman repeatedly yelled “tap!” to encourage Mr. Jericho to submit to ‘the best’ allegedly. Y2J wriggles to ropes.

Jericho clasped on a leg lock submission effectively. Heyman watched on as CM rolled up his adversary for a two fall and escape. Jericho quickly changed pace once more taking both down with a double suplex. He then chose to club Punk down as the chants for Chicago’s own Made Punk rallied. The “wooo(h)oooooohhh” sounds returned as Punk fought back and launched a running knee. Punk then went atop and landed a perfect elbow drop. CM pufferfish was seen after. Punk then hoisted Jericho onto shoulders to drop the GTS. A near two fall continued this match on as fans supported dignifiedly. They asked for “One more time” as Jericho kicked out. Y2J missed a Codebreaker and clotheslined outside by Punk, who launched a torpedo dive to loud adulation.

Punk then dived at Y2J but was caught into a mid-air codebreaker in a perfect exchange once again. Heyman was on tenderhooks with worry as “This is awesome” sang both men’s praises from onlookers.

Elbow jabs to Punk’s chest from behind were different and pleasing for wrestling values. The leg of Punk was then slowly grabbed which was turned and missed as a small package from Punk took a two count alone. Jabs were traded to Yes/No favouritism for both. The crowd was truly electric at this point to say the least.

Y2J locks the Walls on Punk once again for the final time as CM was visibly in pain in the centre of the ring. He needed to find a way out as Heyman prayed for a miracle. With no rope break in sight, cleverly isolated by Jericho, Punk battled on and managed to get up. He clubbed his way free before smashing the GTS once more on Chris Jericho. For good measure Punk lifted Jericho up again for a second GTS in succession. Back to back devastation landed CM Punk the three fall and official title of WWE’s “Best In The World.”  The action was fast paced, vivid, technical and full of heart.

WWE Tag Team Championship

Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan Vs Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins (c)

Roman Reigns began smashing hard clubs on Daniel Bryan. Bryan returned with kicks followed by an athletic somersault over Reigns from a whip to corner counter, only to be caught for a two fall by Reigns, attacks in the corner came as Rollins sneak clubs behind while Randy Orton  stirs on his tag partner. Rollins and Reigns quick tag back in and out. Two fall from double team aggression. Wrist headlock by Reigns. “Let’s go Bryan.” Bellows from the crowd.

Reigns worn down. Bryan up. Elbows to gut. Run takedown on Reigns. Orton hand extended. Bryan makes the tag as does  Rollins. Orton cleaned house with a hard scoop slam. Outside for second rope drape DDT. Reigns saves and gets planted instead. Rollins misses a roundhouse kick lading soon into a hard scoop slam once more from Orton, who seductively slithered towards. Tries the second rope again. Rollins pounded. Orton cheered by crowd. Rollins out, Reigns up from outside punching as referee and Daniel Bryan dealing with one another.

Orton worked down. Crowd slightly bored so resort to “RVD” chants after earlier revelation of the returning star next month. “Let’s go Rollins!” was also heard in a pleasant attitude changer. Orton returned fire again, missed and flung into turnbuckle by Seth hard. Flung back by Reigns, clutched wrist on Randy as the crowd willing Orton on. Orton slammed down shoulder drop as tag in made for Seth Rollins.

Work down. Tag Reigns back in for double run on Rand. Orton grabbed Rollins hurling another scoop slam over into his partner Reigns only just hurled to the ring post in corner. Reaches to Daniel Bryan who climbs atop from the tag quickly. Double dropkick from Bryan. Running dropkick on Reigns. Two fall. Kicks. “Whooo” anticipation as missed and lands the swing back retaliation instead after Reigns thought he avoided the first wave. Two fall. Roman kick up face, Rollins behind hurled over top rope as Orton was outside with them. Flying launch pad from Bryan over quickly saw The Shield pairing shove each other away leaving Orton to get smashed by Bryan. Reigns followed a two fall up.  Isolated Bryan returned to send  Reigns out. Top turnbuckle saw a Rollins superplex with Bryan in another sterling scene. 

Two fall. Into NO! lock as breaks to stop Reigns, Rollins roll up only gains a two count. Counter into submission. Reigns saves before  roaring loudly. Shoved by Orton Daniel Bryan spears as an RKO delivered to Roman Reigns. Seth quickly shoved Orton out as Bryan, unaware in the swift battling was clubbed to the back of the head by Seth Rollins, who covered him for the 1-2-3 fall to win and successfully grasp the tag titles again. Orton was mildly peeved and disheartened walking back in frustration as his paring with Bryan was regretful on the night.

WWE Championship

Three Stages of Hell - Lumberjack, Tables, Ambulance

John Cena (c) Vs Ryback

Did he rule on the night?

After last month’s shabby no contest result, how could WWE deliver its main event with real interest ladenned with Cena and Ryback after an excellent PPV outlined before them by the entire roster? Otherwise known as the supporting cast.

Lumberjacks came out as Alex Riley took prime position in front of camera for some bootyful appearances. This would get us through the tedious match ahead.

A -Ri got the curves goin' on for 10 mins at least :D

Cena entered with further disrespect to the town and wrestling fans mentioning “I love this town” after a raucous amount of boo’s. This disagreement did not encourage cheers for Ryback, neither.

Running sideslam by Ryback. Caught and fall away slam. Cena outside. Two fall back inside. Lock up to Cena chants of the usual suckery. Ryback then dropped a cheap turn around, sit drop crush down akin to a stunner. Never go there. Hurled to the lumbers Cena was. Thrown back in after minor assault. Suplex by Ryberg followed before tossing Cena out again. The lumbers charge and put him back in. Ryback was quickly then hurled out. It was his turn. The lumberjacks kept order and allowed him back in. Jeers were all around especially when comic hero Cena staged his comeback. Henry Cavill you aint!

Woooo! SuperCena took out everyone. Hmm...

Thrown onto the lumbers by Ryback outside again proved Cena can sell to someone when he wants to because he feels unthreatened by a useless star that won’t surpass him, as mentioned in the previous PPV round up – Extreme Rules 2013 . After an assault and Ryback out again the lumbers all go at it. This was a perfect time to create some rivalries. Instead WWE simply chose an all in mash up. Cena suddenly climbed to the top turnbuckle as stupidity would have it and saw him pointlessly jumping onto ALL the lumberjacks. Further the infeasibility, SuperCena took them ALL out in his superdive. Pitiful and comical. Ryback soon returned and caught Cena by surprise in the Shell Shock as the first fall was quickly decided and awarded to Ryback. Damn, it’s time for Riley to leave. Still two falls to go. Hard slog to get through huh?

The second fall now stood under table rules and in Ryback’s favour. Cena needed to win or it’s all over. Can anyone defeat the WWE hero?

Standing jump shoulder barge by Ryback before table get. Caveman do powerbomb, miss, counter by Cena, caught by Ryback with a rather comical “arghhh.” Goldberg surfaces.

Launch up swift catch by Cena, miss as Ryback grabs table. Fan loudly heard giving his opinon as a lingering “bulllllllllllllshit!”

Neanderthal huffin and puffin

Ryback soon flung Cena into the steel steps. Already dragging on the stairs were lifted up into the ring. After taking a jab in the head, Cena had a hand on the table as Ryback readies himself. The liability carelessly throws steps in at a previously broken table as Cena narrowly avoids. Cena soon nudges into Ryback’s skull in a quick change around as often a Cena match does. Ryback still hasn’t won a PPV yet. He is still placed in title matches unconvincingly and undeservingly on a roster brimming with contenders.

Cena is back on the table as Ryback plunders steps through yet another table unconvincingly and has done nothing to exert his authority as dominant. It was a comedy farce. Ryback then riduclously hurls the steps outside down the ramp narrowly missing the audience on bounce. Attitude Adjustment was countered with a spinebuster by Ryback. Cena had yet to do a single move in all the stages matches. Ryback lifted for a Shell Shock just like that and was reversed quickly and randomly as John Cena put Ryback through the table to level the scoreboard 1-1 to finish the fall with an Ambulance ending. Cena caught an easy drop down and dropped opponent through said table accessory.

Ryback quickly charged back up with no splinter sell.

The “Goldberg” chants began as the announce table had no seller number two Ryback placing Cena through it after losing the tables fall just to prove he could be as strong as Cena yet WWE has to protect Cena from seeming weak by winning the fall making a lunatic farce of both as stars.  Pointless as usual.

“It only gets worse from this” Ryback says. “How can it get any worse than this?” Michael Cole asks Jerry Lawler.

Ryborg strikes!

Both now travel towards the Ambulance. Lifted up over shoulder. Drop down and shove into Ambulance. Side door open, Cena pulls out crutches. Hits Ryback. Gut nudge on charge to Ryb. Stupidity continues as Ryback gets the door open. Is he going for a drive? As Cena runs at Ryback with the door flung open Cena charges through Ryback and the door! Wow! He is so strong. The door was ripped away from the centrepiece vehicle. Oh, so that’s what makes this exciting. Cena picks up the now defunct door as a floating object and hits Ryback, not before lifting it all the way over Cena’s head like King Kong on a rampage of glorious prowess. 

Cena is then trying to push Ryback into the passenger as Ryback sets off the siren beeps a couple of times like a fart noise. Ooh! Ryback soon recovers of sorts to then rip a piece of the vehicle off the side panel. Hmmm. So cheap and so tacky, but Ryback is unstoppable! He is so strong. Armed with a piece of plastic the powerful beast that is Ryback was flung over backwards to the windscreen bonnet as his foot cracked the glass to signify the Payback shattered logo sign. Novel. Cena climbs and removes sirens on top only to smash at a chasing Ryback in a weak mistiming and bearings angle. Was he lost up there?

Cena, atop the roof, clearly signalled a drop down into the ambulance was coming surely? Someone is going to go through it, don’t you think? Michael Cole gave a ludicrous statement stating it was like “something out of a Bond movie.” How very dare you! Nowhere near a James Bond on a budget match. Now get me my martini!

Seconds later, John Cena slams Ryback through the roof of the Ambulance. Oh My God! What a shocker. Never saw it coming. Unseen and falling onto invincible padding inside the comfy cab, Ryback was whisked off to obscurity. The result was obvious, clear and pathetic. Sure was a perfect way to ruin the PPV. These two are the centre of all WWE’s problems and their booking won’t create new opportunities instead. Seeing as every new prospect has to go through Cena, and the options Cena has all worn out with everyone on the roster, WWE must consider dealing with these issues.

Despite the distaste of wrestling values Cena neglects, Ryback was nowhere near sustainable as a champion contender. With a whole year of being unable to work, grow and form a solid charter despite favouritism for being tall and muscly and not much else in the charisma department, Ryback could not feasibly be a champion. He still hasn’t won a PPV, neither and yet props up in main events carried by Cena. You do the math in flawed terms.

Nevertheless, this PPV without its main event delivered emotion, entertainment and pure wrestling with deep, light or meaningful stories that every match following was not harmed and continued to step up their game. Who would have thought a cheap name PPV would deliver so much promise? Payback paid off, but the run up will no doubt be a bleep! Can WWE resist the urge to rely on the boring stars and actually give the ball to the new batch of qualified and talented stars that drive new options? Probably not, but the WWE Universe is pinning its hopes on such prospect from the success of Payback itself.

PPV Rating - 9/10

Men/Women of their matches - The Miz, AJ, Kane, Alberto Del Rio, CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Ryback

Man/Women of the PPV - CM Punk

The audience in Chicago, filled with respectful audience members, cheering in both camps for Rio/Ziggler, Punk/Jericho and Orton, Bryan/Shield was a perfect choice to host. Clapping out of respect witnessing first rate wrestling, interesting angles and full on style every match bar the man event was welcomed. If WWE really worked on its main event call ups, it really could reevaluate what outlook wrestling can have in the future for the industry, it's fans and as a business.

Rio's shock victory was the right decision in terms of storyline progression. How can one with severe concussions win a match overall? Working a heel in the evening has benefited Rio who is now clear to turn and necessary for his and Smackdown's way forward. It is a shame however that WWE revert to changing the same people, but then, they have no one else to rely on, hence the importance of creating characters. We did tell you Ziggler's reign would be a short one. He isn't the future and won't cut the proverbial mustard, so move on and hope he props up the tag team division in the future at best. It seems the Ziggler character has run its course.

Leading on to the ever mundane Wade Borrett. Barrett's time is well and truly up. He is uninteresting, has no skills available and is meek. Nothing can be done to change him. The Miz was our candidate to win. We knew he wouldn't but he had most chance to gain from this match and retain relevance as a star. WWE could have worked a program for the title after with Axel. WWE could not resist the urge to book Axel, modelled on his late father, on Father's Day to give him a chance. Usually this is probably the correct thing to do, but it ruined Miz, and did not sell Axel who has won all his six matches undefeated as a fluke on count-outs and DQ's alone. They are not valid wins and have ruined the star, along with his name being a lucky sperm club entry only.

Vanilla Axel has no real essence

WWE were not expecting Randy Orton to receive cheers. Orton was supported by the crowd of men and grown up audiences, including kids and females. Orton has sustainable appeal as an honourable man as we have written on this site before.

Daniel Bryan was the dependable pocket rocket WWE desire. WWE have finally realised they are on to a gold mine and booked with The Shield tonight, all four were exceptional.

Jericho Punk III, given time and a stage of respect that both commanded was a booking with reservations. Boring and laboured previously due to other influences both were given the opportunity to finally have their moment. Jericho was cheered as well as Punk, which made it ever more appealing to witness real wrestling style and be fully engrossed to the action. Even Heyman played his part convincingly.

Rileylicious. Best in the business, so far. 

As usual, Cena and Ryback let the side down. A tedious and wasteful match, WWE must realise both are the cause of all its problems and neither is a solution to a long term future.

Plus we got to see Alex Riley's booty in prime position as a lumberjack. Wonderful.

A blessing in disguise that Sheamus was finally bumped off the card. Shamefully and predictably he ploughed through Damien Sandow on the pre-show.

Kane once again became a solid worker for talent and helped Ambrose along. Ambrose is good, but is taking the slow route and this is fine to preserve longevity but Kane worked the match best overall. Ambrose should minimally add in ground work over time, sparingly, when expanding repertoire to grow as a champion in defences. Certain prospects should not be rushed.

For all its flaws and audience claiming this would be the best match for divas in time was an oversight. It was decent but never outstanding. However, going on for too long and favoured babes of WWE, AJ's win and her submission on this occasion was a credible one. Kaitlyn however needs huge levels of work. She has not shown any qualities nor had any defences since her January title win, which has made her the worst champ of all time behind Kelly Kelly, of which Kailtyn has also been modelled on. These are the problems with WWE's flavours of the month in favoured diva battles. They have wrestling females. They need to be booked as well as hire talent, not bikini models. This will benefit every diva in the locker room for valid and fresh competition in a handful of females that are useless.

Off the back of a glorious PPV and WWEs best of the year so far, the company should now realise that their priority is developing new stars and giving them fresh options to star in. Payback has lined the way, now WWE need to drive that force home and not revert to terrible booking. Without Mark Henry, Big Show, Sheamus and other brick muscle on the card just like Cena last year WWE has learnt it can survive on PPV without those names clogging up the card in pointless situations that don't further drive product home for future business.

It's time to make decisions that are good for business and not to please its staff. Only then may WWE truly excel once more.

©  Max Waltham 19th June 2013